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PEOPLE
Some Believe Trump Issued Himself “Pocket Pardon” While in Office
Or thought about it at the time, or thinks if he says he thought about it at the time — well, you get the idea.
Transcript: Ginni Thomas
“Never Discussed” Desire to Overturn Vote With Husband

“We never discuss anything.”
 
POLITICS
Report: Charity Tied to
Supreme Court Offers
Donors Access to Justices

$25 for breakfast burrito with Sotomayor; $50 for beer with Kavanaugh; $75 for antipasto with Alito; $100 for chicken and waffles with Thomas.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Judge: Movie Fans Can Sue
Over Misleading Trailers

And they can single out actors who aren't convincing enough, sue them for “breach of trust.”
SCIENCE
Study: People More Trusting of Strangers Who Look Like Them
Keep that in mind if you're looking to pull a fast one on somebody.
 
Mystery: Object in Milky Way Beaming Out Radio Signal Every 18 Minutes
In each burst a faint voice can be heard saying, “You give us eighteen minutes, we'll give you the world.”
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Microplastics Found in Human Blood for First Time
And you thought cholesterol was bad.
 
ENVIROMENT
Startup Says It Has Released Particles Into Atmosphere to “Tweak” Climate
Hopes to make it “a little more pleasant.”

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