| SPACE |
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 Soyuz Space
Capsule Springs Leak
Unfortunately, only experts able
to fix it currently fighting in Ukraine. |
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| LAW |
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Stephen Miller Group
Filing Lawsuits Challenging
“Anti-White Bigotry”
Sues NBA, demands reparations. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Americans Bought More
Than 150 Million Guns
Since Sandy Hook Shooting
Quite a few of them by responsible
gun owners. |
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| ENVIRONMENT |
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 Severe Colorado
River Crisis Forces Extreme Measures
You may soon have to ask for a
glass of water at Denny's. |
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| FEATURE |
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| According to a
Pew research study, what percentage
of Americans believe “we are
living in the end times”? |
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A ) |
5% |
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B ) |
10% |
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C ) |
15% |
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D ) |
40% |
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| Hint: maybe they're
on to something. |
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| TRAVEL |
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Airlines Cut Back on Perks
Still not a perk: a seat, takeoff,
and landing. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 After His
Superhero NFTs Sell Out, Trump
Has New Offering
“They're one-of-a-kind NFTs, and
I'm making them available for just
$199, cash or crypto,” he announces. |
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