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PEOPLE
Book: Trump Asked Generals Why They Couldn't Be “Totally Loyal” Like Hitler's
Asked Melania why she couldn't be “more like Eva Braun.”
 
MEDIA
Kayleigh McEnany's Sister
Launches Dating App for
Conservatives

A chance for white, blonde, church-going women to meet white, bald, basement-dwelling incels.
 
BUSINESS
Gas Prices Continue to Fall
ExxonMobil asks for $100 billion bailout.
Many Election Workers Quit
In Face of Growing Threats

Find less stressful work defusing bombs.
Domino's Pulls Its Last Franchises Out of Italy
After seven long years company sold only one pizza, which was sent back.
SCIENCE
Study: Arctic Warming Up to Four Times Faster Than Rest of Planet
But take a sweater if you're going, just in case.
First Nuclear Fusion Achieved in 2021, But Scientists' Attempts to Replicate It Have Failed
“Would-a, could-a, should-a,” scoffs National Academy of Science.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
CDC Eases Covid Guidance,
Drops 6-Foot Rule

Maker of “Stand Here” floor stickers files for Chapter 11.
Neuroscientists Confirm Physical Health Benefits of Silence
Latest research shows loudmouths wouldn't get a bloody nose if they'd just shut up.
 
CORRECTION
 
Last week, we speculated that the $2 billion deal Saudi Arabia gave Jared Kushner's company was the result of ex-President Trump giving the Saudis our most sensitive documents which were classified as “top secret.” In fact, the documents were classified as “Top Secret-SCI.” We apologize for any confusion.

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