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PEOPLE
Bannon Vows to Go “Medieval”
He'll begin by spending a month in a federal dungeon.
Report: Trump Plans to Replace Thousands of Civil Servants With Loyalists in Second Term
So, if you want a job, drop him a flattering note.
 
BUSINESS
Average Rent in Manhattan $5000
But split eight ways with a bunch of strangers “no problem.”
Report: In 2021, CEOs of Top 500 Companies Earned 324 Times More Than Their Employees
Finds similar disparity in 1814 France, 1917 Russia.
Japan: Businesses Install “Nap Boxes” for Overstressed Workers
To accommodate everyone, naps limited to one minute.
SCIENCE
Link Explored Between Global Warming and Shark Attacks
As more shark attacks occur, the hotter it seems to get.
There's a 10% Chance a
Falling Rocket Will Hit
Someone in Next Decade

Keep an eye out.
After Upgrades, Large Hadron Collider Fired Up Again
Following two disappointing seasons as a B&B.
 
ENVIRONMENT
Scientists Who Predicted
Extreme Global Warming in
2050 Say It's Already Here

"Ruining our prediction," admits one.
Manchin Sinks Biden's Climate Agenda
All that's left: sunscreen subsidies.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
UK Survey: 4 in 10 Young Adults Brush Their Teeth Once a Week
The rest never brush.

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