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TECHNOLOGY
Microsoft Discontinues Internet Explorer
You can still use Netscape, Prodigy, Compuserve, or go to the library.
 
ENVIRONMENT
Report: Some Polar Bears Have Adapted to Climate Change
Dress in layers, stay hydrated.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
No Charges of Voter Fraud in Republican Primaries
“Voter fraud's nearly impossible to pull off,” explains one Republican.
New: Discarded Food
Repackaged, Delivered
To Poor, Hungry

Part of Landfill-to-Table movement.
 
LAW
Court Rules Happy the Elephant Not a Person
Nor happy.
FEATURE
What percentage of Republicans believes mass shootings are “something we have to accept as part of a free society?”
   A )  5%  
   B )  6%  
   C )  7%  
   D )  44%  
Hint: hey, it's part of the thrill of going out.
 
RELIGION
Gallup: Belief in God Dips
To New Low of 81%

Ahead of Santa Claus, behind ghosts.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Trump Denies He Ever Called Pence the “P” Word
“Unless you mean pinhead,” he adds.

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