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PEOPLE
Sen. Thune: Americans Need AR-15s to Shoot Prairie Dogs
“You've got to eat,” he explains.
 
BUSINESS
Inflation Rising at Fastest
Rate Since 1981

A quart of milk, a dozen eggs, two pounds of ground beef and a gallon of chocolate mint chip ice cream cost more now than they did when you started reading this sentence.
Study: NFTs Quickly Lose Value as Collectors Get Bored
And finally figure out what “non-fungible” means.
 
ADVERTISING
Burger King in Austria Celebrates Gay Pride Month by Offering Burgers With Two Top Buns or Two Bottom Buns
Paris Burger Kings celebrate Menage a Trois Week with two top and one bottom bun.
SCIENCE
NASA Joins Hunt for UFOs
All new astronauts will learn to speak Vulcan.
Report: Quantum Computers
Could Create Completely New
Forms of Matter

Like Play-Doh, Green Slime, Silly Putty.
Similarly Designed Tools Found Thousands of Miles Apart Proves Ancient Humans Shared Knowledge
Or, they bought their tools from the same cave-to-cave salesman.
 
ENVIRONMENT
Microplastics Found in Fish
Giving hope someday of recyclable fish.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Robots Employed to Help Deal With Loneliness Epidemic
They've been adjusted so they don't win at chess every time.

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