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PEOPLE
Fox News Personalities Criticized for Touting “Great Replacement” Theory
“I'm just afraid they'll replace me with O'Reilly, that's all,” explains Tucker Carlson.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Ringling Brothers and Barnum
& Bailey Circus Returning,
But With No Animals

Just hundreds of scary clowns.
 
BUSINESS
Doom and Gloom on Wall
Street as Bear Market Looms

Workers who haven't yet returned to the office told to jump out of home office windows if there's a crash.
Hyundai Developing Walking Car
A self-driving version expected to begin terrorizing people in 2025.
SCIENCE
Musk: Humans on Mars by 2029
Mars invades Earth by 2099.
Google's AI Named Gato Close to Achieving Human-Level Intelligence
“Personally I can't tell the AI from the human,” says Gato.
 
First Fish to Walk on Land 375 Million Years Ago Identified
Scientists believe it walked around for awhile, then jumped back in the ocean.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Report: Puberty Starting
Earlier Than It Used To

Finding could have huge effect on TikTok.
Study: Having More Than
Two Kids Could Have Negative
Effect on Your Brain

Concluson: now would be a good time to write an angry letter to Justice Alito.

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