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 NO. 1128 “Expect the Ironic” MAY 16 - 22, 2022 

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FERDINAND “BONGBONG” MARCOS, JR WINS PHILIPPINE ELECTION
He's nicknamed Bongbong because he's “crazy, nuts, insane,” explains supporter.
 
WORLD NEWS
Finland, Sweden Want to Join NATO
Want those cool NATO uniforms, berets, nuclear-armed subs.
Apple Overtaken by Saudi Oil Giant as World's Most Valuable Company
Change forces Apple to spend $300 million to remove “World's Most Valuable Company” from all its signage and stationery.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
White House Warns of Baby Formula Shortage
“Babies will just have to tighten their belts.”
U. S. NEWS
Jan 6 Committee Subpoenas McCarthy, Other GOP Lawmakers
McCarthy, GOP lawmakers say they'll subpoena Jan 6 committee immediately after midterms.
Congress Will Hold First Open Hearing on UFOs in 50 Years
Pushing aside hearings on child care, domestic terrorism, income inequality, education, and climate.
 
REMINDER
  Special military operation is Hell.
 
Feds Investigating Trump About Mishandling Top Secret Documents
Want to know why diagrams for Navy's Trident missile turned up in magazine rack at Mar-a-Lago tanning salon.
 
LAW
Louisiana Advances Bill Classifying Abortion as Homicide
Rider requires wives to stay in kitchen, barefoot.
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