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TECHNOLOGY
Robot Successfully Peels Banana
Throws peel on floor, human slips, laugh machine laughs.
 
MEDIA
Donald Trump Jr Says His News
App Will “Disrupt” Industry

If causing millions to double over in uncontrollable laughter can be considered disruptive.
 
LAW
Stormy Daniels Must Pay $300k to Donald Trump After Losing Defamation Case Appeal
He offers to take it in trade.
 
PICTURE OF THE WEEK
400-Year-Old Oak in Poland Named European Tree of the Year
“Tree of the Year 2022” will be carved into its trunk for generations to see.
FEATURE
What percentage of Republicans still believes the QAnon conspiracy theory that Donald Trump is here to save us from a cabal of deep state Democrats who eat babies and drink their blood?
   A )  5%  
   B )  8%  
   C )  13%  
   D )  56%  
Hint: and they're about to take back the House and Senate.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
  Historian: Machu Picchu Actually Called Huayna Picchu by Incas
Huayna Picchu means “Six Flags Over Picchu.”

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