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PEOPLE
Supreme Court Sides With Cosby, Rejects Appeal of Lower Court Ruling
“Hey, hey, hey,” writes Justice Thomas for the court.
Jan 6 Panel Says Trump Knew He Lost Election
Hello, if he had won it, why would he have tried to overturn it?
 
MEDIA
Viral Internet Debate: Are
There More Doors or
Wheels in the World?

Answer: wheels, after an exhausting count.
 
BUSINESS
More Companies Abandon Russia
Yoo-hoo, Dr. Scholl's, Duncan Yo-Yos say they'll no longer do business there.
SCIENCE
Hypothetical Physics Simulation Matches Usain Bolt Against Dinosaur
Bolt proves quicker off the line and barely wins race before being trampled and eaten.
  Largest Ever Family Tree of Humanity Reveals Species' History
And a second cousin in Newark you never knew you had.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Report: 170 Million Americans
Born Before 1990 Have Lower
IQs Due to Exposure to Lead

But then, you Gen Zers knew that already, didn't you?
New Research Finds Butter May Contain Anti-Aging Benefits
Food Network announces new series with a surprisingly young-looking Paula Deen.

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