Ironic Times

page one
PAGE TWO – MARCH 7 - 13, 2022
page three

PEOPLE
Trump: Rising Seas “Will Give You Slightly More Seafront Property”
Always looking on the bright side.
 
BUSINESS
Trump's Social Media App Launches With Error Message
Trump says there was no error, the app was being sarcastic.
Study: 59% Say They've Never
Had a Boss Who “Truly
Appreciates” Their Work

So they're unemployed and living with their in-laws.
 
REAL ESTATE
  Los Angeles Mega-Mansion
Sells for Less Than Half Its
$295 Million Asking Price

“Needs work,” says 12-year-old podcaster who bought it.
SCIENCE
Zuckerberg: Humans Will
Eventually Live in Metaverse
And Ignore Reality

Many will be eaten by packs of feral dogs.
Report: Nearly Half of All
Bald Eagles Have Lead
Poisoning From Bullets

Always ask before ordering fried eagle.
 
Elon Musk Offers to Keep International Space Station in Orbit
Someplace nearby where he could go on weekends.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
NFL Becomes First Sports
League to Drop Covid Protocols

Players can high five, hug, slap each other on the ass again.
Study: 3 Seconds of Strenuous Exercise a Day Can Aid Health
Simply hurrying across the street every day when the light's about to turn red can add years to your life.

FRONT PAGE
PAGE TWO
PAGE THREE
ARCHIVE
CONTACT
STORE
 © Copyright 2022 Ironic Times