| AUTOMOTIVE |
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 Volkswagen Unveils
Its Retro EV Minibus
Top of the line “Acid-Tripper”
is self-driving, with “awesome acoustics.” |
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| TECHNOLOGY |
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New Fabric Developed That Can
Turn Clothes Into Smartphones
Wait, my hat's ringing. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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First U.S. Aircraft Carrier
Deploys Under Command of
Female Captain
Until now, only men considered capable
of saying, “full speed ahead.” |
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| LAW |
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Plessy, of Plessy v. Ferguson,
Finally Pardoned
A separate but equal pardon. |
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| SPORTS |
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Covid May Force Leagues
to Play Games Without
Fans Again
A move encouraged by maker of cardboard cutouts. |
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| FEATURE |
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| A single transaction of the
cryptocurrency Ethereum consumes enough
energy to: |
| A ) | power an average flashlight for 8 minutes. |
| B ) | power an average blow dryer for 8 minutes. |
| C ) | power an average microwave oven for 8 minutes |
| D ) | power an average American household for 8 days. |
| Hint: buy your next non-fungible token wisely. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 Report: Trump
Hotel Boosted Prices for Jan 6
Insurrection
Guests forced to pay twice normal
price for bottled water, boxed
lunches, Trump flags, bear spray. |
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