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TECHNOLOGY
Ameca, World's Most Advanced Humanoid, Unveiled in UK Lab
She's smart, sensitive, expressive, and has “no intention of getting tied down in a longterm relationship.”
 
SOCIAL MEDIA
Tears of Joy Most Used Emoji in 2021
While it means different things to different people, one thing is obvious: it's the death of literacy.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Survey: One in Four Feel
They Belong on “Naughty”
List This Year

And not all of them stormed the Capitol.
 
LAW
Supreme Court Seems Poised to Overturn Roe
Then it's on to Brown v. Board of Education.
FEATURE
Americans are enraged about rising gas prices, with the average price of a gallon of gas soaring to $3.38. What is the average price of a gallon of gas, in dollars, in the United Kingdom?
   A )  $1.99  
   B )  $2.39  
   C )  $2.59  
   D )  $5.79  
Hint: James Bond was on an expense account.
 
SPORTS
Baseball Lockout Looms
Upcoming season could see packed stadiums, but no games.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
  Fossil Footprints Hint at Mysterious Human Ancestor With Unusual Walking Style
Unless it's a prank.

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