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PEOPLE
Michael Strahan to Go Into Space on Next Blue Origin Flight
He'll be joined by Shaquille O'Neal and Chris Christie to become biggest payload ever.
Trump Awarded Ninth Black Belt in Taekwondo
"Just in case some bum tries to hand me a subpoena."
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Report: Hollywood Warming
To Saudi Investment

Saudi money behind upcoming horror flick The Texas Bone Saw Massacre.
 
CORRECTION
 
Last week, in a story about smash-and- grab robberies, we mistakenly ran this picture of shoppers on Black Friday. We think.
BUSINESS
Dollar Tree Stores Raise
Price to $1.25

They immediately attract more upscale customers.
 
FASHION
North Korea: Kim Jong Un Bans Citizens From Copying His Leather Coat
Shown: a svelte Supreme Leader with his bodyguard at Pyongyang Fashion Week.
 
SCIENCE
Pentagon Forms “Airborne
Object Identification and
Management Synchronization
Group” to Track UFOs

Also forms “Unfathomably Clumsy Language Identification and Management Synchronization Group” to track unfathomably clumsy language.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
World Health Organization Skips Greek Letter Xi in Naming New Covid Variant
However, President Omicron of Pandu is said to be furious.

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