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PEOPLE
Steve Bannon Indicted for Contempt
Disheveled and scary-looking, he's considered a fright risk.
 
PUBLISHING
Book: Trump Threatened to
Quit GOP, Start Own Party

But discovered Monster Raving Loony Party already existed.
Book: Trump Defended Calls
to Hang Pence

Pence's response: “It would have been my honor to be hanged.”
 
BUSINESS
Record 4.4 Million Quit
Their Job Last Month

To spend more time with their couch.
Johnson & Johnson to Split Into Two Separate Companies
Move meant to confuse potential litigators.
SCIENCE
Report: Children Born on Mars
Will Have Brittle Bones, Weak
Eyesight, Green Skin Tone

And grow up to be little green men.
NASA Says It Can't Meet
Trump's Timeline of Putting
Astronauts on Moon by 2024

Also can't meet his timeline of establishing a Moon-a-Lago casino by 2026.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Austria: Brothel Offers Free
Sex for Getting Vaccinated

And free “threesome” for getting booster.
Survey: 3 in 5 Americans Ban
Unvaccinated Relatives From
Family Gatherings

Fear they could spread misinformation.
 
LAW
South Carolina Law Forces
Death Row Inmates to Choose
Firing Squad or Electric Chair

They can also choose Burger King or McDonald's.

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