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TECHNOLOGY
Facebook Changes Name to Meta, Moves Toward Virtual Reality
And away from legal liability.
Experts: Unless Drastic Action
Taken, Humans Could Become
Subservient to Machines

For starters, stop talking to smart speakers.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
New Research: People Naturally Pessimistic, Not Optimistic
Findings “hopefully not true,” says one researcher.
 
CONSUMER NEWS
Kellogg's Sued for Not Having Enough Strawberries in Strawberry Pop-Tarts
Company countersues, claims plaintiff must be addled from eating too much processed junk food.
FEATURE
Globally, the average paid maternity leave is 29 weeks. How many weeks is it in the United States?
   A )  42  
   B )  36  
   C )  30  
   D )  0  
Hint: better give birth on the weekend.
 
LEXICOLOGY
Merriam-Webster Dictionary
Adds 455 New Words

Most of them unprintable.
 
CORRECTION
 
Last week, in a story about New York City police chanting "Our Bodies, Our Choice" at an anti vaccination rally, we mistakenly ran a picture of a reproductive rights Pro-Choice rally. We don't regret the error.

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