PEOPLE |
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Steve Bannon to
Defy Congressional Subpoena
Says he has previously scheduled
hair appointment. |
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Book: Lindsey
Graham Visited Mar-a-Lago to
Stuff His Face With Free Food
You don't go there for witty
conversation, he responds. |
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ENTERTAINMENT |
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Paul McCartney: It Was John Who
Wanted to Break Up The Beatles
Apologizes for waiting fifty-two
years to state the obvious. |
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Disney World to Install
Space Elevator
Long lines are anticipated. |
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BUSINESS |
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Trump Drops Out of Forbes 400
But enters FBI's Ten Most Wanted. |
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Givenchy Under
Fire for Blatantly Offensive
Noose Necklace
And a blatantly offensive price. |
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SCIENCE |
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Scientists' Latest Theory: Sodom
and Gamorrah Destroyed
by Cosmic Fireball
Not this god character, says one. |
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Russian Film
Crew Begins Production on
International Space Station
Costume drama set in 19th Century
St. Petersburg requires simulating
gravity. |
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Fossilized Human
Footprints Found in North
American Desert Date Back
to at Least 23,000 Years BS*
*Before Shoes. |
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ENVIRONMENT |
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Climate Change Blamed for
Increased Inbreeding by Polar Bears
Scientists fear what happened
to British Royal Family could
eventually happen to polar bears. |
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HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Future iPhones to Detect Depression
Frequent calls to suicide hotline will set
off alarm warning you may be depressed. |
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