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PEOPLE
Report: Ex-NRA Head Accused of Having Elephant He Shot Turned Into Stools
Confirming adage: guns don't kill elephants, people do.
 
BUSINESS
Due to Lack of New Car
Production, Price of
Used Cars Soars

One used car salesman explains, “If you have to ask, you can't afford it.”
1 Out of 153 American Workers
Is an Amazon Employee

And 95 out of 100 Amazon employees have to go real bad.
Employees Quitting in Droves, Businesses Short-Staffed Nationwide
“If you want fries with that, get them yourself.”
SCIENCE
Scientists Warn There's No
Way to Predict When an
Apocalyptic Supervolcano
Explosion Could Occur

Most don't even want to think about it.
Harvard: Galileo Project to
Search for Signs of
Extraterrestrial Technology

Something “cool and scary,” says project head.
890 Million- Year-Old Sponge Could Be Earliest Animal Ever Discovered
Won't be used to wash paleontologist's Buick anymore.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: Eating Foods High in Flavonoids Could Slow Down Cognitive Decline
Ask for them by name.
Study: Marijuana Use May
Lead to Schizophrenia

One longtime user says, “I'm of two minds.”

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