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ART
National Gallery of Art Using NASA Scanning Techniques to See if its Long-Treasured Vermeers are Really by Vermeer
Or worthless fakes by some talentless bum.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Engagement Ring Sales Skyrocket as Pandemic Restrictions Eased
Then plummet again as slow vaccination rate sends infections through roof.
 
SPORTS
Olympics: Covid Starting to
Take Its Toll

With more athletes withdrawing and no fans in attendance, look for cardboard cutouts in some events.
Cleveland Changes Name From Indians to Guardians
No more “pow-wows” on the mound, no more “tribe is on the warpath,” and images of Chief Wahoo will be confiscated and burned.
FEATURE
How many individuals have been identified as responsible for three fourths of the anti-vaccine content on Facebook?
   A )  12,845  
   B )  12,656  
   C )  12,229  
   D )  12  
Hint: ever bought a dozen rotten eggs?
 
CRIME
Catalytic Converter Thefts Soar
Everybody wants to help reduce auto emissions.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Smoke From California Fires Blankets Manhattan
Some in midtown report getting “nice buzz.”

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