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ART
AI Restores Missing Sections of Rembrandt's The Night Watch
“Good as new,” says computer programmer.
 
PUBLISHING
Report: Trump Miffed Pence Got Major Book Deal While He Can't
Still seeking name publisher for his thirty-five volume Collected Tweets.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Survey: 1 in 5 Want Their
Child Born Under Certain
Astrological Sign

One in ten want their child delivered by an astrologer.
Federal Reserve Gives U.S. Banks Passing Grade After Stress Test
Banks must post grade near entrance.
 
SPORTS
Harlem Globetrotters Ask to Become NBA Expansion Franchise
Along with the Washington Generals.
FEATURE
The total revenue of NCAA athletic departments in 2019 was $18.9 billion. How much of that went to the athletes?
   A )  25%  
   B )  15%  
   C )  5%  
   D )  0%  
Hint: who needs money when your head's buried in a book?
 
LAW
McConnell Says He'd Block Any Biden Supreme Court Nominee
“It's how I roll,” he explains.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
  Man Claims He's Son of Charles,
Camilla

Cites as proof his lack of hireability.

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