 REVEALED: MASSIVE
RUSSIAN GOVERNMENT HACK GOES BACK YEARS
Since Tetris. |
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Putin Denies Russia
Poisoned Navalny
“I heard he had a bad blini,” he says. |
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Russian Hack of Nuclear
Weapons Agency Raises
Grave Concerns
Experts worry Putin could launch our
ICBMs and wipe out his country. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS ... |
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 2020 Most Active
Hurricane Season on Record
Nobody noticed. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Using Martial Law to
Overthrow Election Discussed
in White House Meeting
“It's just one of many options,”
downplays Chief of Staff Mark Meadows. |
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Survey: Blacks, Republicans,
Rural Americans Most Resistant
To Getting Vaccine
Virtually every black Republican
living out in the desert won't touch it. |
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| REMINDER |
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Be careful, that software update
might be worse than Pearl Harbor. |
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Biden Names Buttigieg
Transportation Secretary
After he pays off some traffic
tickets. |
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| ENVIRONMENT |
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Researchers: Meat-Free
Diet Across World Still
Won't Fix Climate Change
We're going to have to cut out fries,
too. |
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