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TALK OF SECESSION SPREADS
AMONG REPUBLICANS
Separate sovereign nation of flag-waving,
gun-toting white guys gains traction
among party leadership. |
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Former Israeli Security Chief
Says Extraterrestrials Exist,
“Galactic Federation”
Observing Us
“I saw it on TV,” he elaborates. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS ... |
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 First Lady
Announces Completion of New
White House Tennis Pavilion
It will be open until Jan. 20,
when it will be converted back
to a basketball court, which
it replaced. |
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Supreme Court Rejects Texas
Bid to Overturn Election
“Bunch of low IQ individuals!”
fumes Trump. |
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Arizona GOP Asks Supporters if
They're “Willing to Die” for
Trump's Bid to Overturn Election
Warns it may involve feeding Rudy
Giuliani ammo in an anti-aircraft
bunker. |
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| REMINDER |
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The vaccine is in the mail. |
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EPA Decides Not to Tighten
Controls on Industrial
Soot Emissions
Feels we breathe just about
the right amount of soot. |
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Utah Sen. Mike Lee Only Lawmaker
Blocking Smithsonian Museums
Devoted to Women, Latinos
Defends action before breaking ground on
Senator Mike Lee Library in his hometown. |
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Just 24% of Republicans
Accept Result of Election
Now they're outcasts, pariahs,
ostracized from the party,
fearing for their lives. |
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