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PEOPLE
New Exposť by Her Ex-Best Friend Says Ivanka Trump Didn't Want to Read Books About “Fucking Poor People”
Returned Horatio Alger novel after reading first chapter.
Trump Paying Giuliani
$20,000 a Day for Legal Services

“He gets good ratings,” says Trump.
 
MEDIA
Twitter Unveils “Fleets” – Tweets That Disappear in 24 Hours
Perfect for someone who upends democracy every day.
 
BUSINESS
NYC Restaurant to Require
Customers Take $50 Covid
Test Before Entering

And don't forget to tip the tester.
Elon Musk's Fortune Soars, He's Now Making $170,000 a Second
Although he prefers being paid by the minute.
TRAVEL
Tel Aviv: World's First Lab-Grown Meat Restaurant Opens
Twelve hundred rabbis have been arguing for thirty-two weeks whether or not it's kosher.
 
SCIENCE
Researchers Digitize Odors With “Smellophone” Tech Breakthrough
Hackers already prepared, so don't answer if the number's unfamiliar.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Survey: Average American
Expects to Gain 7 Pounds
This Holiday Season

Culminating with New Year's resolution to lose 15.
Lawsuit Claims Meatpacking
Plant Owners Bet on How
Many Plant Workers Would
Get Covid

They say winnings went to pay for safety measures.
Study: Average Person Starts
Feeling Old at Age 47

But not sure until, for some reason, they're getting AARP magazine.

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