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TRAVEL
Prototype of First Commercial Supersonic Jet Unveiled
Soon it will whisk billionaires from one locked down city to another, at Mach 2.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Study: Virtual Daters Know if They Have a Connection in 30 Seconds
If he doesn't drool or pick his nose he might be the one.
 
ART
Museums Selling Off
Masterpieces to Survive

The Louvre has a BOGO sale on Rembrandts all next week.
 
SPORTS
NFL: More Players Test Positive, Leading to More Scheduling Problems
League mulls going virtual, which would keep games on TV, and cut down on injuries.
FEATURE
In a recent poll, what percentage of respondents said they would not get vaccinated against coronavirus once a vaccine becomes available?
   A )  10%  
   B )  15%  
   C )  20%  
   D )  43%  
Hint: we're headed for herd stupidity.
 
FACTOID
Trump's Medical Treatment
Would Cost More Than
$100,000 in U.S. Health System

Even with Obamacare Platinum Plus.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Fly Sits on Pence's Head for Two Minutes During Debate
When camera was off him Pence grabbed it and ate it.

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