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 NO. 1045 “Expect the Ironic” OCTOBER 12 - 18, 2020 

Oct 5
Oct 19
TRUMP: CORONAVIRUS “BLESSING FROM GOD”
It changed the subject from his taxes.
 
WORLD NEWS
North Korea Unveils New ICBM
“It's the most beautiful missile we have ever made,” gushes Kim Jong Un in recent love letter to Trump.
 
POLL
Half Believe Country on
Verge of Civil War

Half believe country on verge of Revolutionary War.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Military Aide Who Carries “Nuclear Football” Tests Positive
He hands it off to another aide who laterals it to another and now the whole Pentagon is in quarantine.
U. S. NEWS
Trump's $1.8 Trillion
Stimulus Offer Rejected

Much of it was earmarked for his campaign.
Trump Thinks Gold Star
Families Could Have Given
Him Covid-19

Or some other group of losers.
Trump “Feels Great” Despite Warnings About Steroids
Says he “never felt better” after 36 holes of golf without a cart, or a caddie.
 
REMINDER
  Don't be afraid of Covid, unless you work in the West Wing.
 
40% Planning Virtual Thanksgiving
With virtual turkey, virtual stuffing, and virtual vitriol from people who would otherwise murder each other.
While in Hospital, President Signs Important Piece of Legislation
The Blank Paper Act of 2020 will provide blank sheets of paper to anyone who needs them for a prop.
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