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TECHNOLOGY
  Expert: Within a Few Years
Tourists Will Visit Hotels in Space

As always, avoid the minibar, it's not included.
F-16 Pilot Loses Simulated
Dogfight With an AI Pilot

Top guns advised to keep their day jobs.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Germany: New Law Requires
Owners Take Their Dog on
Two One-Hour Walks Daily

And an extra walk on holidays.
 
PUBLISHING
Cohen Book: Trump “a Cheat,
a Liar, a Fraud, a Bully, a
Racist, a Predator, a Con Man”

And those are just the chapter titles.
 
SPORTS
Athlete-Only Dorms, Banned
In 1990s, Could be NCAA's
Answer to Pandemic

Athlete-only colleges even more cost-effective.
FEATURE
Since his election, how many of President Trump's associates have been indicted or convicted of a crime?
   A )  1
   B )  2
   C )  3
   D )  4
   E )  5
   F )  6
   G )  7
   H )  8
Hint: sorry, we lost count.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
  Transparent Restrooms Installed in Tokyo Public Parks
After rising demand by Tokyo's growing voyeur population.

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