| PEOPLE |
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 Robert F. Kennedy
Jr. Pushing Wacky Anti-Vaxxer
Conspiracy Theory About Bill
Gates
Apparently the apple fell far from
the tree, rolled down a steep hill
and off a cliff. |
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Sen. Tom Cotton Calls Slavery
“Necessary Evil”
Calls freedom, liberty “unnecessary good.” |
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| MEDIA |
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Democrats: Biden Picks
Woman of Color
Republicans: Biden picks colored woman. |
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| TRAVEL |
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 Stir-Crazy
Travelers Ordering Airline Food
to Relive Flying Experience
Each meal comes with a dog-eared
in-flight magazine, an air sickness
bag, and a screaming baby. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Study: Marijuana Use
After Work Has No Impact
On Job Performance
Comprehensive study surveyed over
5,000 marijuana dispensaries. |
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 French Scientist
Hopes to Create Moon's Aroma
From astronauts' accounts to historical
information he's created a scent
reminiscent of “very old cheese.” |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Trump Expects a Vaccine
By Election Day
Would hate to see it all go
bad in some crummy warehouse
while mail-in ballots are
being counted. |
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Study: Placebos Effective Even
When People Know They're Fake
Even when a doctor tells them,
“They're nothing but freakin'
sugar!” they still work. |
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Study: Eating Chocolate Good
For Your Heart, Blood Vessels
When combined with balanced diet of
coffee, alcohol, cigarettes. |
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