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 NO. 1022 “Expect the Ironic” MAY 4 - 10, 2020 

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May 11
BIDEN ACCUSED OF SEXUALLY ASSAULTING WOMAN IN 1994
Analysts: this will help him with Trump voters who are on the fence.
 
WORLD NEWS
Germany Cancels Oktoberfest
Due to Coronavirus Fears

It's been rescheduled for early November.
Saudi Arabia Bans Public Floggings
From now on they'll be “pay-per-view” only.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Pence Draws Criticism for Not Wearing Mask at Mayo Clinic
His office later issues an explanation: “Advanced humanoids are immune to the virus.”
U. S. NEWS
Report: President's Daily Brief
Repeatedly Warned of Pandemic
In January, February

But he thought drawing of virus was a Muppet and “just skipped it.”
Trump Administration Plans to Punish China for Coronavirus
Will place steep tariffs on life-saving medical equipment.
 
REMINDER
  Keep your friends six feet away, and your enemies five feet away.
 
Las Vegas Mayor Suggests Using Las
Vegas as Coronavirus Control Group

And let public bet on who lives and who dies.
 
POLL
98% of All Americans, Republicans and Democrats Alike, Said They Would Not Inject Themselves With Bleach if Infected
Only 2%, or six or seven million, would.
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