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 NO. 1021 “Expect the Ironic” APR 27 - MAY 3, 2020 

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REPORT: TRUMP WATCHES 7 HOURS OF CABLE NEWS EVERY MORNING, GETS TO OVAL OFFICE AT NOON
Where he goes to work criticizing cable news.
 
WORLD NEWS
North Korea: Kim Jong Un
“Alive and Well”

He's merely “pining for the fjords.”
 
FACTOID
In 13 Hours of Briefings, Trump Has Spent Only 4 Minutes Expressing His Sympathy For Victims
And three of those were spent feeling sorry for himself.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Spain: Running of the Bulls Cancelled Due to Covid-19
Bulls reportedly very disappointed.
U. S. NEWS
McConnell, Tired of “Bailing
Out Blue States,” Suggests
They Declare Bankruptcy

Would also bail out some purple states, depending on their mix of red and blue.
10% of Trump's Tweets in
Response to Fox News Programs

“Fox & Friends” accounts for 32% of all new legislation.
 
REMINDER
  Ask your doctor if Clorox is right for you.
 
Former Labradoodle Breeder
Named to Head Coronavirus
Task Force

Top Mini Great Dane breeder unavailable.
Oil Futures Plunge Below
Zero For First Time

Drivers using gas pumps like ATMs.
Trump: Coronavirus Briefings
“Not Worth the Time and Effort”

“I could be watching TV,” he adds.
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