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PAGE THREE – APRIL 13 - 19, 2020
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TECHNOLOGY
  Superyacht Designed to Blend in
With Water and Disappear

People will wonder where the sound of tinkling cocktail glasses and the flirtatious giggles of women thirty years younger than the billionaire yacht's owner is coming from.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Study: Watching Cat Videos
Online Boosts Positive Emotions

Not so much in dogs.
 
POLL
3 In 5 Adults Plan on Self-
Improving During Lockdown

Two in five intend to binge watch “Jersey Shore.”
 
TRAVEL
Cruise Bookings Up for 2021
Mostly by people who say they “haven't been following” the news.
TRENDS
Survey: Over Half of Adults
Describe Themselves as “Lonely”

And that was before everyone was ordered to shelter at home.
 
SPORTS
ESPN, NBA Stage Televised
H-O-R-S-E Competition

Coming soon: World Championship of Solitaire.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Researchers Predict What Avid Gamers Could Look Like in 20 Years
Assuming they occasionally get up from the couch.
 
CORRECTION
 
Our recent article “Why Soup is Better Than Bleach" should have read “Why Soap is Better Than Bleach." To our many readers who cleaned their homes and offices with soup we say: “We hear you.”

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