| CONSUMER NEWS |
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| Does Wearing a Face Mask |
 When
Shopping Protect Us From Coronavirus?
Testing begins. |
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| TECHNOLOGY |
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Surging Traffic Slowing
Down Internet
Porn “virtually unwatchable,”
complain some. |
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| ENVIRONMENT |
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Air Pollution Down, People Suddenly
Friendly, Considerate, Caring
Not-to-worry, it won't last. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Report: Neo-Nazi Groups Tell
Virus-Infected Members to Spray
Bodily Fluids at Cops, Jews
So remember to stay at least six feet
away from nazis. |
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| RELIGION |
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Trump: I Want to See “Packed
Churches” on Easter Sunday
Experts: more likely packed funeral homes. |
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| FEATURE |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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Coronavirus Burgers, Fauci
Doughnuts Among Popular
New Edibles
Just wash them before eating. |
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