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 NO. 1016 “Expect the Ironic” MARCH 23 - 29, 2020 

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STOCKS PLUNGE, SOAR, PLUNGE, PLUNGE, PLUNGE
Broker (right) starts GoFundMe page for himself.
 
WORLD NEWS
China, With No New Infections,
Now Fears Visitors From the West

Carrying the “Trump Flu.”
 
ENVIRONMENT
Scientists: Lego Bricks Could
Linger Up to 1,300 Years in Ocean

Whereas Barbie dolls take only 900 years to disntegrate.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Mnuchin: Unemployment Could hit 20%
He asks a reporter, “brother, can you spare a dime?”
U. S. NEWS
Governors Plead to
President for Help Getting
Life-Saving Equipment

“Let's make a deal,” he tells them.
Stocks Give Back All
Gains Made During
Trump's Presidency

Unfortunately, courts can't give back all judges appointed during Trump's presidency.
 
REMINDER
  If you're over 60, wash your hands for as long as it takes to sing Stairway to Heaven.
 
Lack of Masks Obama's
Fault, Says Trump

Respirators he might pin on Clinton, he adds.
Report: Intel Community
Warned White House for
Months About Impending
Crisis

But warnings never got above West Wing receptionist.
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