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TECHNOLOGY
NASA Upgrading ISS System That Turns Urine Into Drinking Water
Astronauts say it “tastes worse” than Tang.
 
MUSCELLANEOUS
New Sex Dolls With Human Hair Fool People Into Believing They're Real
Some versions now say, “Not tonight, I have a headache.”
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Donald Trump Jr. Given Just 1 of 27 Permits Granted to Hunt Alaskan Grizzly Bear
Remaining 26 granted to other Trump family members.
FEATURE
Coronavirus True or False
A )Due to coronavirus panic in U.S., one percent of the people now own fifty percent of the toilet paper.
B )“Boomer Remover,” a nickname/hashtag for the coronavirus, now trending on Twitter.
C )Supermodel Karlie Kloss's father, an E.R. doctor, informally crowdsourced coronavirus medical suggestions on Facebook so that Jared Kushner could advise the President.
D )Coronavirus shutdown in Northern Italy has resulted in “the most significant reduction of greenhouse gas emissions in the past century.”
Hint: All too true (except for the toilet paper).
 
HEALTH/MEDICINE
Oak Ridge Lab's Super-
Computer to Work to
Combat Coronavirus

Despite being a Never Trumper.

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