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 NO. 1011 “Expect the Ironic” FEBRUARY 17 - 23, 2020 

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TRUMP CUTS SCHEDULED PAY RAISE FOR FEDERAL WORKERS, CITES “SERIOUS ECONOMIC CONDITIONS”
“The Dow Jones went down eight points yesterday,” he explains.
 
U. S. NEWS
Survey: Average American
Sees 50% Chance of Nuclear
Attack on U.S. Soil

By our allies.
 
WORLD NEWS
Pentagon: New, Unknown
Russian Spacecraft Shadowing
U.S. Spy Satellite

According to our top secret spacecraft that's shadowing it.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Scientists Discover New Dinosaur Species Related to T-Rex Named “Reaper of Death”
Believe it was T-Rex's annoying cousin.
POLITICS
Sanders Campaign Complains Media Continues to Ignore Him
Seems more interested in race for runner-up.
Klobuchar, Buttigieg Surge After New Hampshire
Trump-Pence campaign sees threat, asks states require voters correctly spell who they're voting for.
 
REMINDER
  Blessed are the shameless narcissists, for they shall inherit the earth.
 
Yang Supporters Switch to
Bennet, Bennet Supporters
Switch to Patrick

Patrick supporters switch to Warren, Warren supporters consider Biden.
Report: Bloomberg Campaign Awash in Cash
Could have enough left over to buy presidency of two more countries.
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