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PEOPLE
  Trump Claims Viral Photo of His Tan Lines “Photoshopped”
Says whoever did it “deserves the gas chamber.”
 
BUSINESS
Apple Tops List of Most
Recognizable Logos in U.S.

Owners of iPhones stare at it every waking moment.
Commerce Sec. Ross:
Coronavirus Will Bring
Jobs Back to U.S.

Hospitals, funeral homes, florists gear up for record earnings.
McDonald's Debuts Rice Burgers in Japan
Plant-based Inscrutable Burger could come to U.S. sometime next Fall.
SCIENCE
Study: Babies Don't Hesitate
To Share Food, Help Others

It's only later they become Republicans.
 
Trump Unveils Space Force Logo
It will go on every uniform, hat, mug, t-shirt and official Space Force action figure.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: Using Exaggerated
“Parentese,”or “Baby Talk,”
Conveys Total Engagement
With Baby

However, talking that way on a first date is a total non-starter.
 
ENVIRONMENT
Scientists Sound Alarm as Antarctica Logs Record Temperature of Nearly 65°F
Another ominous sign: Fedders opens office at South Pole.

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