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 NO. 1010 “Expect the Ironic” FEBRUARY 10 - 16, 2020  

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PELOSI RIPS UP TRUMP'S STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS
She explains later: a flamethrower wasn't available.
 
WORLD NEWS
WHO Declares Emergency
Calls on WHAT, WHERE, WHEN and WHY to come up with some answers.
In Wake of Fukushima Disaster, Japan Building 22 Coal-Burning Power Plants in Next 5 Years
Chooses global warming over nuclear winter.
 
TRENDS
Majority Supports Decriminalizing Sex Work
But opposes paying reparations to pimps.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
  Nevada Convention Auctioning
Off “Dream Hunt” With Donald Trump Jr

Winner gets to fulfill dream of hunting with, and accidentally shooting, Donald Trump Jr.
U. S. NEWS
Trump Fires Gordon Sondland for Testifying in His Impeachment
Won't refund any portion of one million dollars Sondland paid for his ambassadorship.
Harper's Index: 40% of American Schools Have Police Officers Stationed Inside Them
The only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is an out-of-work ex-cop with a checkered past and a drinking problem with a gun.
 
REMINDER
  The Constitution is fake news.
 
Thousands of Mysterious Pills With Trump's Face Stamped on Them Confiscated
From Lindsey Graham.
 
POLITICS
According to a Poll From
University of Massachusetts,
64 Per Cent of Democratic
Voters Would Rather See “a
Giant Meteor Strike the Earth,
Extinguishing All Human Life”
Than President Trump Reelected

Remaining 36 per cent: undecided.
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