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TECHNOLOGY
Smart Golf Ball Unveiled at Consumer Electronics Show
Goes farther, more accurate, but screams in agony every time you strike it.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Study: People Who Second-Guess Themselves Make Worse Decisions
But third time's the charm.
Study: Nearly Half of Adults
Will be Obese by 2030, One-
Fourth Severely Obese

And Ben & Jerry will join Forbes 400.
 
FACTOID
Report: 40% of Gun Owners
Don't Secure Their Firearms,
Even If They Have Kids

But they keep candy out of reach.
 
SPORTS
Baseball: Sign-Stealing Scandal Poses Big Quandary for League
Since everyone who's ever played has done it, suspending all professional baseball players for life could hurt game in long run.
FEATURE
What do Switzerland, Canada, Japan, Germany, Australia and the United Kingdom have in common?
A )Unappetizing cuisines.
B )They all speak English or, broken English.
C )They all drive on the left, or the right.
D )They all placed ahead of the United States on U.S. News and World Report's list of Best Countries.
Hint: there was no room for “All of the Above.”
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
  Kansas: Nuclear Missile Silo Converted Into Underground Castle Selling for $3.2 Million
Would list for twice as much were it not still targeted by Russian ICBMs.

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