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 NO. 1007 “Expect the Ironic” JANUARY 20 - 26, 2020 

Jan 13
Jan 27
 
  HOUSE DELIVERS ARTICLES OF IMPEACHMENT TO SENATE
After which McConnell hands Nadler a five dollar tip.
 
WORLD NEWS
Russia: Entire Government
Resigns so Putin Can Extend
His Rule Beyond 2024

Fortunately, that can't happen here until next January.
China's Birthrate Hits Historic Low
President Xi declares emergency Year of the Rabbit.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Navy: UFO Files Could Cause “Grave Damage” to National Security If Released
Subtext: There are UFOs, and there is no national security.
U. S. NEWS
Non-Partisan GAO: Trump
Broke Law by Withholding
Aid to Ukraine

“Non-partisan never-Trumpers,” he tweets.
White House Considers
Changes to Decades-Old Law
Banning Overseas Bribes

Revamped law would encourage them.
 
REMINDER
  Shooting somebody on Fifh Avenue is not an impeachable offense.
 
Book: Trump Called His
Generals “Bunch of Dopes
And Babies”

“You're just lucky you didn't have bone spurs,” he added.
U.S. Spent $6.4 Trillion on
Wars Since 9/11

Money that could been used to build ninety-seven new aircraft carriers.
Senate Trial Rules: No Phones,
No Talking to Neighbors

No passing notes, no chewing gum.
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