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PEOPLE
  Survey: Majority of People
in 33 Countries Trust Xi,
Putin More Than Trump

And not just shithole countries.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Companies Plan Many Concerts Featuring Holograms of Dead Stars
Already, Buddy Holly's hologram (shown) is demanding more money.
 
BUSINESS
Fired Boeing CEO to Receive More Than $60 Million
Although his golden parachute might not operate properly.
Report: Businesses, Consumers Paying “Approximately 100%” of Trump Tariff Costs
Conclusion: China, other countries paying “approximately 0%” of tariff costs.
SCIENCE
Astronomers Discover Gaseous Structure 9,000 Light Years Long, 400 Light Years Wide
Estimate it would take 100 trillion trillion Tums to get rid of it.
Billionaire Richard Branson's Virgin Galactic Spaceship Unveiled to Public
He hopes to someday make space flight affordable to the average millionaire.
CORRECTION
 
In our year end review we mistakenly identified this photo as "President Trump's head photoshopped on Rocky Balboa's body." In fact, the body belongs to Befuddled Dink, to whom we address our most sincere apology.

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