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PEOPLE
Trump Wins PolitiFact's “Lie of the Year”
He was also the next 15,000 runner-ups.
 
RELIGION
Report: Attendance at Places of Worship Continues to Drop
Most blame “poor WiFi.”
 
BUSINESS
Report: 91 Fortune 500 Companies Paid Zero Federal Taxes in 2018
And they're the envy of the other 409.
Study: Flirting With Co-Workers Can Help Reduce Stress
At least until the first sexual harassment charge is filed.
Tesla Reports Strong Interest in Its New Cybertruck
Bulletproof, fireproof, waterproof, designed for end of civilization.
SCIENCE
Study: Giant Tortoises Have Strong Memories, High Intelligence
And they haven't forgotten “that perv Darwin.”
Scientists Studying 5,700-Year-Old Wad of Chewed Gum
To see if it has any taste left.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: Vegans May Suffer
Worse Hangovers Than
Meat-Eaters

But get into fewer bar fights.
 
ENVIRONMENT
Study: Pollution Making Us
Too Stupid to Fight Pollution

According to findings by a bunch of dimwits.

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