| NEW PRODUCTS |
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 'TIS the
Season
to be merry with
Chistmas-themed drug
humor sweaters for kids.
In small, medium, and large;
cocaine (shown), meth, and
fentanyl. $39 and up, at
Walmart (unless someone
complains and they've been
removed). |
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| TECHNOLOGY |
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9 In 10 Americans Have Been
Victimized by an Online Scam
Those not victimized considered
“persons of interest.”' |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Study: Avoiding Sweet Treats
Can Keep Away Holiday Blues
But who are we kidding? |
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Study: Playing Drums Changes
Your Brain Structure
And your neighbors' as well. |
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| SPORTS |
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Report: Runners Wearing New
Nike Shoes Run 5% Faster Than
Those Wearing Average Running
Shoe
Felons elude capture by police 5% more
often wearing them. |
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| FEATURE |
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| With the federal debt
soaring, what would each American have to contribute
to pay it off? |
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A ) |
$182 |
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B ) |
$589 |
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C ) |
$1,316 |
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D ) |
$65,600 |
| Hint: you'd have to
put off buying that Escalade. |
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| POLITICS |
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Fox News Poll: 54% Favor Impeachment
“54% of the people are HUMAN SCUM!” tweets Trump. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 Mansion Depicted
on "Beverly Hillbillies" Sold
for Record $150 Million
Comes complete with basement still, chicken
coop, and Max Baer, Jr, who lives somewhere
on the property. |
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