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TECHNOLOGY
Report: Fearsome Competition to Replace Smartphones With Smart Glasses
Ask your influencer if augmented reality is right for you.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Report: Stephen Miller Emails Reveal Past Sentiment for White Nationalism
Which apparently carves out a single exception for one Jew: Stephen Miller.
60% Can't Tell Difference
Between Computer-Written
Trump Speech and Real Thing

Especially when computer goes off script.
 
SPORTS
Colin Kaepernick Holds
Own Open Workout After
Rejecting NFL Terms

League wanted to play national anthem as scouts looked on.
FEATURE
President Trump recently claimed that his daughter Ivanka had created fourteen million jobs since he took office. What is the exact figure?
  A ) Six million.
  B ) Three million.
  C ) One million.
  D ) One.
Hint: and it's a good job, too.
 
FACTOID
President Trump Has Now
Tweeted 264,564 Words, More
Than in Joyce's Ulysses

And they also defy understanding.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Study: Happiness Most Dominant Facial Expression
And yet, sadness gets bigger laughs.

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