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 NO. 997 “Expect the Ironic” NOVEMBER 11 - 17, 2019 

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Nov 18
 
  TRUMP CAMPAIGN HANDS
OUT “READ THE
TRANSCRIPT” T-SHIRTS

Oops: some actually read transcipt, vote Democratic, Trump's guy loses.
 
WORLD NEWS
Germany Marks 30 Years Since Fall of Berlin Wall
Trump tweets: “We can rebuild it and make it better than ever!”
Trump May Attend May Day Military Parade in Moscow Next Year
To proudly review nuclear missiles aimed at us.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
  Improbable Foursome Hits the Links
Onlookers surprised, but “we meet for a round once a month,” says Bloomberg.
U. S. NEWS
Latest Revelations Place Trump's Chief of Staff Mulvaney at
Center of Ukraine Deal

“I hardly know him,” says Trump, “but I wish him all the best.”
Bombshell: Sondland Revises
His Testimony

Changes “no” to “yes,” “I can't recall” to “Hell yeah I remember” and “this is a witch hunt” to “have mercy on my soul.”
 
REMINDER
  There's a Trump supporter born every minute.
 
Woman Fired for Flipping Off Trump Wins Her Election in Virginia
Man who mooned Pence outside Waffle House also won his race.
 
POLITICS
Bloomberg Prepares to Enter Race
Pledge to personally give every American $2000 a month for life could be game changer.
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