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PEOPLE
Report: Trump Calls McConnell 3 Times a Day
McConnell returns the calls once a week.
Bernie's Campaign Reassures Supporters He's in Good Shape
Releases footage of him doing push-ups, backflip.
 
BUSINESS
400 Wealthiest Americans Paid Lower Total Tax Rate Than Any Other Income Group
So stop feeling sorry for them.
Democracy.com to Be
Put Up for Auction

Interested bidder: owner of Facism.com.
Mark Zuckerberg: Billionaires' Wealth “Unreasonable” But “May Be Optimal” for Society
Assuming society functions best when public consumed by envy and resentment.
SCIENCE
Caltech Scientists Discover Species of Worm With Three Sexes in California Lake
It's been named the state worm.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: You're Three Times
More Likely to Feel “Very
Happy” if You Believe You
Drink Enough Water Regularly

Six times more likely when used as a mixer.
New Study Says Eating
Meat Just Fine

Assuming the planet has less than twenty years left and you have more than thirty.
 
ENVIRONMENT
Audubon Society: At Least
8 States Will Lose Their State
Bird to Global Warming

Several first runner-up birds also no longer available due to global warming.

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