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CONSUMER NEWS
Hasbro Unveils Ms. Monopoly, “The First Game Where Women Make More Than Men”
Sales slow, especially among men.
 
POLL
60% Don't Believe Trump
Deserves Re-Election

Didn't think he deserved it the first time.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Trump Reelection Campaign
Selling Plastic Straws With
His Name on Them

Coming soon: Trump incandescent bulbs, Trump lead paint, Trump flammable pajamas.
 
TRENDS
  Trump's Loyal Fans Display
Their Loyalty With Tattoos

Shown: a sampling of tattoos worn by various Cabinet members.
FEATURE
According to a new survey, what is the biggest complaint about modern life?
A )Growing economic disparity.
B )Crumbling infrastructure.
C )Looming climate catastrophe.
D )Spotty WiFi connection.
Hint: and right in the middle of a movie!
 
FACTOID
1 In 5 Americans Can't Name a
Single Branch of U.S. Government

Worse, they serve in current administration.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Report: North Korea Continues Testing More Advanced Missiles
While Kim Jong Un continues sending Trump more glowing missives.

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