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PEOPLE
Dems Prepare for Next Big Debate
Hosted by Game Show Network.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Vinyl Records to Outsell CDs
For First Time Since 1986

With suddenly popular again wax cylinders right behind.
 
BUSINESS
Fast-Fashion Phenom Forever 21 Filing for Bankruptcy
Will re-brand itself as No Longer 21.
Trump: Fed Needs to Try
Negative Interest Rates

Then he'll never have to pay back the Russians.
Porsche Unveils Its First Electric Car
For the aggressive A-type asshole who cares about the environment.
SCIENCE
Study: Fake News May
Lead to False Memories

Like the time you saw Elvis and Bigfoot abducted by spacemen.
Report: Could Soon Be Possible to Reverse Biological Age
And become too young to buy beer.
 
Habitable Exoplanet Found to Have Water Vapor, Possibly Rain Clouds
Billionaires planning to move there may find it a bit humid.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Google Files Patent for Baby
Monitor That Warns You 10
Minutes Before Baby Wakes Up

Robbing parents of ten more minutes of sleep.
 
LIFESTYLE
Survey: One Third of Families Sit in Silence While Eating
Other two thirds scream and yell and threaten each other with violence.

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