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 NO. 988 “Expect the Ironic” SEPTEMBER 9 - 15, 2019 

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ANDREW YANG, WHO PROPOSES GIVING EVERYBODY $1000 A MONTH, GAINS IN POPULARITY
Many, intrigued by his proposal, have already hit him up for some cash.
 
WORLD NEWS
North Korea Names Kim Jong Un Supreme Commander
“I'm over the moon,” he gushes in a letter to President Trump.
Study: Most Canadians Better Off Than Most Americans
Based on politeness, number of mass killings and maple syrup.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS
Man Brings Emotional Support Horse On Flight
Says it helps him while onboard, and when he arrives he doesn't need a cab.
U. S. NEWS
Report: Bolton, Pompeo
Feuding, No Longer Talking

Democrats suggest a duel.
White House Wants to Allow Fewer Refugees Fleeing Oppression
Just those fleeing oppressive taxes.
 
REMINDER
  Look up from your phone at least once a week.
 
DOD Report: 22% of Sailors Obese
Battleships will discontinue midnight buffets.
Texas Congressman Says He
Would Lend Gun to Friend Who Can't Pass Background Check

“That's how I got mine,” he adds.
 
POLITICS
Several States Cancel
Republican Primaries to
Prevent Challenges to Trump

He already provides enough challenges.
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