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 NO. 987 “Expect the Ironic” SEPTEMBER 2 - 8, 2019 

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AG BARR TO SPEND $30,000 ON PARTY AT TRUMP INTERNATIONAL HOTEL
Says he got okay from acting ethics czar Kid Rock.
 
WORLD NEWS
UK: Boris Johnson Suspends Parliament, Inspires Trump
Who tweets: “I Hereby Order Congress to Disband!”
 
ENVIRONMENT
Global Warming Causing
Siberian Permafrost to Melt
Away, Disrupting Life There

Inhabitants terrorized by herds of woolly mammoths.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Trump Reveals Classified Information in Tweet
“There's plenty more where that came from,” he boasts.
U. S. NEWS
Report: Trump Suggested
Nuking Hurricanes to Stop
Them From Hitting U.S.

After being told a wall wouldn't work.
Administration Seeks to Deport Migrant Children With Life-Threatening Illnesses
Unless they've got money.
 
REMINDER
  There'll always be an English muffin.
 
Montana: Men Who Pretended
To Be Veterans Must Wear
“I AM A LIAR” Signs

Trump cancels trip to Montana.
Study: Nuclear War Between
U.S., Russia Would Threaten
Nearly All of Humanity

Only a few billionaires and their young female companions would survive, ensconced in lavishly appointed underground bomb shelters.
Trump's USDA Issues New
Diet Guidelines

Calls for more salt, sugar, red meat, processed foods and Roundup.
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