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PEOPLE
Johnson, Macron Meet as Brexit Deadline Nears
Talks get off to bad start when Johnson asks Macron to shine his shoes.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Sean Spicer Joins Cast of
“Dancing With the Stars”

After being turned down by “To Tell the Truth.”
 
MEDIA
Trump Calls on Social Media
Platforms to Detect Potential
Mass Shooters

They do, and his name keeps popping up.
 
BUSINESS
Study: Investors Do Better
Picking Stocks at Random

Better still, keep your money in a mattress.
CEO's Meet, Conclude Companies Have Obligations to Society, Not Just Shareholders
Once alcohol wears off they withdraw statement.
SCIENCE
Classic Quantum Theorem
May Prove There are Many
Parallel Universes

But we're No. 1!
Scientists Reverse Ageing
Process in Rat Brain Cells

News spreads quickly in New York's subways.
 
Tiny Tardigrades May Have Survived Spacecraft Crashing on Moon
By the time man returns they could be the size of a rhinoceros.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Researchers Working on Pill for Loneliness
Being touted on Wall Street as “the next Tums.”
Robotic Tail Will Prevent People From Falling Down
And serve as a great conversation starter.

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