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 NO. 986 “Expect the Ironic” AUG 26 - SEP 1, 2019 

Aug 19
Sep 2
AS SEEN FROM SPACE, AMAZON RAIN FOREST BURNING AT RECORD RATE
Astronauts on International Space Station want to “wait and see” before returning to Earth.
 
WORLD NEWS
Russia Launches First Floating Nuclear Reactor
Boasts “over 5,000 rooms, 16 restaurants, and world class entertainment.”
UK: Nigel Farage Calls Late
Queen Mum an “Overweight
Chain-Smoking Gin Drinker”

“I meant it as a compliment,” he adds.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Los Angeles to Build World's Largest Wildlife Bridge Across 101 Freeway
With a diamond lane for skunks.
U. S. NEWS
Budget Deficit, Sea Levels Rising Much Faster Than Predicted
In no time we'll be up to our necks in debt, and water.
Trump Tells Vets He Wanted to
Give Himself Medal of Honor

Since he can't give himself an Emmy.
 
REMINDER
  Trump is crazy like a Fox & Friends.
 
Trump Weakens Endangered
Species Act

Would rather see money go to species that aren't endangered.
 
POLITICS
Log Cabin Republicans
Endorse Trump

Follows endorsement by Aluminum Siding Republicans.
Elizabeth Warren Rises in Polls
Campaign forced to hire several look-alikes for security purposes.
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